Side A Tracks:
1. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (New York C.B.G.B.'s Punk Rock Version)
2. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Los Angeles Palladium Dance Version)
Side B Tracks:
1. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Las Vegas Holiday Inn Lounge Version)