Side A Tracks:
1. Coughing Contest
2. Cancer
3. Non-stop Dancer / My Mum Song
4. Joan Crawford
5. Norman The Carpet
6. How's Your Mother
7. Back Of The Cab
8. Alfie Noakes
9. Nurse
Side B Tracks:
1. In The Cubicles
2. Ross McPharter
3. Hello Colin
4. Having A Wank
5. I Saw This Bloke
6. Parking Offence
7. Members Only